Your drug test could be in your near future, and you need to figure out how you’re going to pass it. There’s only one answer – fake urine! However, in order to make sure that your pee isn’t discovered as phony, you’ll have to make sure that it’s the right temperature before submitting it as part of your drug test. In this article, we explain how to fake a clean urine drug test using a heating pad so that it reaches the required temperature of 91° F or higher in under 30 minutes.
Introduction
Do you need to pass a urine drug screen in the next 24 hours and have no idea how? Faking your own pee can seem impossible, but it’s actually quite easy with the right tools. To do this, you’ll need two things: an electric heating pad and synthetic pee. The electric heating pad will be used to keep your sample at body temperature (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit). So that when you hand it in for testing, there is no noticeable difference between your sample and the others they’re testing against. The synthetic pee will be used as the substance you are trying to mimic. Watery and yellow like normal human urine should be.
What is a heating pad?
A heating pad is an electric device that emits heat, which is used for therapeutic reasons. The most common use of a heating pad is for muscle soreness and stiffness. A typical heating pad will emit heat at about 30-50 degrees Celsius. Or 86-122 degrees Fahrenheit, and the device will stay hot for up to eight hours. They are often prescribed by doctors and bought over the counter at pharmacies or grocery stores.
In order to pass a drug test with your own pee, there are two steps. First you need to get your pee as close as possible in composition to normal human pee (pee from someone who isn’t trying) and then you need some sort of container that can be heated up so that it remains at body temperature for six hours or more.
How does a heating pad work?
A heating pad, also called an electric blanket or hot water bottle. Provides heat by circulating warm water through the fabric material. The most common type of heating pads are made from polyester fiber and filled with water. The other type is made from foam and filled with some sort of liquid such as alcohol or glycerin.
Heating pads work by transferring heat from one object to another. Heat flows naturally from warmer objects (the pad) to colder objects (the person on the bed) because it has less energy than cold objects. This is called conduction. In order for the person lying down on the bed to feel warm, their skin will transfer some of its heat energy into the heating pad which then transfers that energy into their body through conduction.
Fake urine and how to use it
1. Fill the container with water.
2. Add the desired amount of salt, according to your body weight.
3. Pour in the desired amount of fake pee, according to your body weight.
4. Shake the mixture together and pour it into an insulated container, like a thermos or heat pack-filled sock.
5. Place the container on top of a heating pad set at medium or high heat for about 30 minutes before use (test beforehand).
The importance of body temperature
While you won’t be able to trick your employer with this, you can use this technique in the unfortunate event that you are required to take a surprise drug test. If your boss has given you no warning or if someone is trying to sabotage your career and they have access, then it’s important that you know how these tests work. The most common way of taking one of these tests is by peeing into a cup and submitting it for testing. There are some rules as far as what can be put in the sample: no additives, preservatives, or any other foreign substances.
Conclusion
Luckily, there are some ways you can still pass your drug test. One of the most popular methods is the use of synthetic urine, which is available at many smoke shops. Another option is to heat up your real pee with a heating pad. This process takes time and requires patience, but is much more reliable than synthetic pee (and cheaper too).
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